<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398</id><updated>2011-04-21T15:28:43.251-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Occasional Bitch</title><subtitle type='html'>A shiney new blog for me to write about...whatever the hell I want :)  That said, enjoy.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>37</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110714605395509885</id><published>2005-01-30T21:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-30T21:34:13.956-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Moving Day</title><summary type='text'>Ok..so I am just done trying to import my blogger stuff to WordPress.  Its seriously just..not cool lol.  So I am leaving my past here hehe. And starting over there.You can Find me here!!Pretty prettty pleaaaaaase update your bookmarks and/or blogrolls.  See ya over there :)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110714605395509885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110714605395509885' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110714605395509885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110714605395509885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/moving-day.html' title='Moving Day'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110708093465298746</id><published>2005-01-30T03:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-30T03:28:54.653-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Right</title><summary type='text'>I am about to give up trying to move this lil blog to its own server.  Really..is it worth it lol.  So heads up..if ya happen to be passing by and see some really strange thigs..dont ask me what it is because chances are, I have no idea.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110708093465298746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110708093465298746' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110708093465298746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110708093465298746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/right.php' title='Right'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110697743974671223</id><published>2005-01-28T22:41:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-28T22:46:32.393-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This just in!!</title><summary type='text'>Im so weak!Am I alone?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110697743974671223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110697743974671223' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110697743974671223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110697743974671223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/this-just-in_28.html' title='This just in!!'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110695260541340107</id><published>2005-01-28T15:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-28T15:50:05.413-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fu*k It!</title><summary type='text'>Decision making and I have never gotten along well.  Especially when they are huge, life altering decisions.  Instead of just accepting and understanding that I *may* make the wrong decision. I obsess over the fact that I in fact *may* make the wrong decision.  Most of my life it has always come down to time and or pressure to help with my decision making process.  I am torn. I am broken.  I am </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110695260541340107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110695260541340107' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110695260541340107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110695260541340107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/fuk-it.html' title='Fu*k It!'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110679817675368876</id><published>2005-01-26T20:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-26T20:56:16.753-07:00</updated><title type='text'>YAY</title><summary type='text'>Brought home a new family member today!!!Pardon the lame ass pics, but yea..thats the best I can do with my webcam lol.  My beloved digital camera suffered a painful death not long ago.  Anyway..what should I name it????</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110679817675368876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110679817675368876' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110679817675368876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110679817675368876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/yay.html' title='YAY'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110678159928402359</id><published>2005-01-26T15:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-26T16:19:59.283-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper Thin</title><summary type='text'>I live in an apartment.  Its a rather large community.  In each building there are three floors, with four apartments per floor. That adds up to... somewhere around a lot apartments per building. heh.  When I first moved here, I was amazed at how well these buildings where built.  It is very rare that I hear noisy neighbors.  In fact for some time awhile back I could actually hear the people </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110678159928402359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110678159928402359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110678159928402359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110678159928402359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/paper-thin.html' title='Paper Thin'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110663726492490777</id><published>2005-01-25T01:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-25T00:14:24.926-07:00</updated><title type='text'>No wonder today sucked!</title><summary type='text'>At least there is proof!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110663726492490777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110663726492490777' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110663726492490777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110663726492490777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/no-wonder-today-sucked.html' title='No wonder today sucked!'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110659509065943273</id><published>2005-01-24T13:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-24T12:31:30.660-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Step away from the game.</title><summary type='text'> This lil game right here.  Cute right? Lil girl catching stars.  How hard could it be?  Right.  I thought that too, until I saw the running high scores.  Then looked at my score.  The obsession started.  Its not possible I tell you.  Cant be.  And if I have to hear that annoying little girl make the annoying lil noise as she jumps for the stinkin lil stars again I might just break something.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110659509065943273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110659509065943273' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110659509065943273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110659509065943273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/step-away-from-game.html' title='Step away from the game.'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110654320458864902</id><published>2005-01-23T21:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-23T22:13:15.510-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not so TVtastic..</title><summary type='text'>So..I watched like..the entire season of "Ashlee" today.  Ya know..*hides* Ashlee Simpson.  Right, so anyway. It sucked me in.  Im so weak.  I don't recommend watching that.  I actually caught myself thinking that maybe she really has just had some tough breaks.  And then I said that out loud and got laughed at for hours.  Fun was had by all. All but me lol.On other boring Sunday notes. I made </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110654320458864902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110654320458864902' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110654320458864902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110654320458864902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/not-so-tvtastic.html' title='Not so TVtastic..'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110649138757314830</id><published>2005-01-23T07:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-23T07:43:07.573-07:00</updated><title type='text'>oooo shiny!!</title><summary type='text'>So..it's not much..but I did some stuff. *points*  It will do. Wont it? Lemme know.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110649138757314830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110649138757314830' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110649138757314830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110649138757314830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/oooo-shiny.html' title='oooo shiny!!'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110638835964442921</id><published>2005-01-22T02:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-22T03:05:59.643-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't be embarrassed..</title><summary type='text'>Really. It's ok.  Im not! Ok well maybe a little. But how handy would this lil gadget be??Its a coffee cozy!! Ya just plug it into a USB port..put the cozy on your coffee cup..and there ya go!  You are free blog away..I mean get wrapped up in work, and not fear that your coffee is getting cold.Read more here. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110638835964442921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110638835964442921' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110638835964442921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110638835964442921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/dont-be-embarrassed.html' title='Don&apos;t be embarrassed..'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110635640671911155</id><published>2005-01-21T18:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-21T18:13:26.720-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing to see here!</title><summary type='text'>No really. There isn't.  I just wanted to say one thing though.  There are some really REALLY odd blogs out there.  I mean blogs that make you go "wtf! who are you and why are you sharing?" kinda blogs.  I mean, granted, my blog is less than award winning.  But at least I dont talk about feet.  No, I will not provide a link.  I just, couldn't do that to you.  Ok that said, move along.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110635640671911155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110635640671911155' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110635640671911155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110635640671911155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/nothing-to-see-here.html' title='Nothing to see here!'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110631004853872639</id><published>2005-01-21T04:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-21T05:20:48.536-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Help</title><summary type='text'>So, I was wondering..what does this mean?You think it means that like, it did find something in its search engine but then thought better of it and like, took it back?  *shrug* Sorry for the non posting that's been goin on here.  Sometimes everyday life, and its trial and tribulations, and well, bullshit, finds you and then proceeds to promptly bite you hard in the ass. And not in a good </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110631004853872639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110631004853872639' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110631004853872639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110631004853872639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/help.html' title='Help'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110617152933874075</id><published>2005-01-19T14:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-19T14:52:09.336-07:00</updated><title type='text'>whooo</title><summary type='text'>So todays the day I was like,...born lol.  So pardon my lack of posting as I go sulk all depressed like and act anything but my age! No, I mean while I party..and such. Hehe.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110617152933874075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110617152933874075' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110617152933874075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110617152933874075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/whooo.html' title='whooo'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110610388300567628</id><published>2005-01-18T19:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-18T20:04:43.006-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ok why??</title><summary type='text'>Fun and I where having this conversation last night. I confessed that every time I am around a woman that I clearly know is gay, I get "idiotized".  I fumble over words, I look away bashfully, and I smile from ear to ear.  Its sickening.  And what makes this all the worse. I spent the majority of my life thinking that I was straight.  About 2 or 3 years knowing and understanding I was Bi.  And </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110610388300567628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110610388300567628' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110610388300567628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110610388300567628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/ok-why.html' title='Ok why??'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110608976242890656</id><published>2005-01-18T16:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-18T16:09:22.426-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cranky butt</title><summary type='text'>Ok..so I am gonna write today.  No, really!  And what I write, is going to be funny! It will, so help me, if it kills me,..it will be funny.  You will be sitting behind your lil computer screens, hand over mouth, giggling, and these words will escape all of your mouths without you even knowing it "ohhh she is tooo much, I love reading her blog sooo much!!" And you will giggle some more, and then </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110608976242890656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110608976242890656' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110608976242890656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110608976242890656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/cranky-butt.html' title='Cranky butt'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110601097510277429</id><published>2005-01-17T17:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-17T18:16:15.103-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fun-</title><summary type='text'>Tell us what the perfect 48 hours in your life would look like (assuming you were still a productive member of society-it could be your dream job though).I didn't forget about your question fun.  I have in fact been thinking about it a lot.  Fighting that battle we discussed on how to write with depth, yet be entertaining to read. Someday, maybe, I will be able to do so heh.A perfect 48 hours</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110601097510277429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110601097510277429' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110601097510277429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110601097510277429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/fun.html' title='Fun-'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110594023917159103</id><published>2005-01-16T21:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-16T22:37:19.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'>TY AmberJane lol</title><summary type='text'>Well, I asked for it lol.  So here goes:1. What time is it? 21362. What the heck are you doing? Just finished up some work, now..blogging? lol3. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Uh...No!4. Nickname: Sky, Bitch, Hey You..Oh the list goes on.5. Number of candles on your last birthday cake: There will be 31 in a couple days.6: Pets: One puppy.7. Natural Hair color: Auburn8. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110594023917159103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110594023917159103' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110594023917159103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110594023917159103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/ty-amberjane-lol.html' title='TY AmberJane lol'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110585779923657614</id><published>2005-01-15T23:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-15T23:43:19.236-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Curious</title><summary type='text'>So, I was wondering.  Over the past week or so, I've had comments, emails, IMs from you lovely bloggers asking to find out more about this occasional bitch.  Stating that my profile is just too sparse.  So I thought, ok..ask me something.  And I will post answers *within reason mind you lol* in my next post.  Interesting? Intriguing? Really bad idea?  Your turn...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110585779923657614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110585779923657614' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110585779923657614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110585779923657614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/curious.html' title='Curious'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110584664856956716</id><published>2005-01-15T20:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-15T20:37:28.570-07:00</updated><title type='text'>White Noise</title><summary type='text'> If ya dig that kinda stuff, its a pretty decent movie.  And I do happen to dig that kinda thing. So I dug the movie. *ok that's the end to how many times I can use dig/dug in a sentence.*  Anyway, yea..I liked it. Much much muuuuch better than 2004's thriller, "The village" or better yet, "The Grudge" I mean really.  The village at least, I appreciated the acting.  The Grudge? I laughed like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110584664856956716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110584664856956716' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110584664856956716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110584664856956716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/white-noise.html' title='White Noise'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110579114654002060</id><published>2005-01-15T05:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-15T05:12:26.540-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ok,</title><summary type='text'>I heard ya people. I put the HaloScan comment thingy on. Happy? lol</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110579114654002060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110579114654002060' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110579114654002060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110579114654002060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/ok.html' title='Ok,'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110575637110182320</id><published>2005-01-14T19:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-14T19:32:51.103-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Riddle me this 2</title><summary type='text'>This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!  (same deal as before, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110575637110182320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110575637110182320' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110575637110182320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110575637110182320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/riddle-me-this-2.html' title='Riddle me this 2'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110574991300336708</id><published>2005-01-14T17:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-14T17:45:13.003-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Its Friday</title><summary type='text'>soo..Happy Friday kids.  I hope you all have fantabulous plans and will write about them later so I can then visit your blogs and live my Friday fun vicariously through you.  Friday to me..means work.  Must finish projects.  pfft. I bore myself.Anywho...First on the list of today's post.  Curly over at ham &amp; cheese on wry is currently in third place in the Bob Awards.  Be a doll and go vote </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110574991300336708/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110574991300336708' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110574991300336708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110574991300336708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/its-friday.html' title='Its Friday'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110565501982118484</id><published>2005-01-13T15:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-13T15:23:39.820-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pfft!</title><summary type='text'>So you know, I click and click, and I read all of your blogs.  Leave nice(mostly) comments..etc.  And time after time I see you all saying OMG this new Blog Clicker place is like teh cooolest and I just won 5809284239057 credits, I heart me some Blog Clicker!!!  So I am easily influenced at times not to mention a traffic whore, so I thought ok Ill check it out.  So, after a few pages I land on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110565501982118484/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110565501982118484' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110565501982118484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110565501982118484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/pfft.html' title='Pfft!'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110557785829090346</id><published>2005-01-12T17:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-12T18:02:03.186-07:00</updated><title type='text'>One more thing...</title><summary type='text'>I have been advised that the official president of my blog fanclub *its ok to laugh lol* has been feelin under the weather.  So, Lynne, I whipped up a lil card for ya.  Hope you feel better soon :DClick here for your special card lol </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110557785829090346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110557785829090346' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110557785829090346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110557785829090346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/one-more-thing.html' title='One more thing...'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110557668002344197</id><published>2005-01-12T17:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-12T17:38:00.023-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Must. Finish. Project.</title><summary type='text'>All day I have told myself finish this ONE project and then you are free to do all the bloggy things that you do.  And yes, I do realize that "bloggy" is most likely NOT a word. But, I like it and I am keeping it.  Soo anyway, here it is ..5 ish?  Very, very little work has been done. I fear I am suffering an addiction.  I must blog.  I must read blogs.  I must comment.  I must discuss other </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110557668002344197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110557668002344197' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110557668002344197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110557668002344197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/must-finish-project.html' title='Must. Finish. Project.'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110550337997399055</id><published>2005-01-11T20:44:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-11T21:57:27.226-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh..Not Good</title><summary type='text'>Hey Kids!First of all, I feel like a total shmuck for not using other means of creating my blog posts, as I just spent a good 10 minutes of my life writing only to have it error! Grrr. So, I am going to attempt to write it again. Im sure the sparkle is gone. But here goes.Earlier I was looking for a document that I had neatly organized on top my file cabinet.  I wasn't finding what I was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110550337997399055/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110550337997399055' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110550337997399055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110550337997399055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/ohnot-good_11.html' title='Oh..Not Good'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110549512898087752</id><published>2005-01-11T17:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-11T18:58:48.980-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Special..</title><summary type='text'>So Ladies, well and Gents if there are any that can get past the girl loving lesbian blogness that is here, I would like to bring a topic to the table that is very special.  We all know there are five hundred million ways in the media these days focusing on how to "Lose weight fast and easily"  That also claim you need "No pills or exercise."  Of course there are the numerous spam emails we all </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110549512898087752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110549512898087752' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110549512898087752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110549512898087752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/special.html' title='Special..'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110541455978486715</id><published>2005-01-10T20:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-10T20:35:59.783-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Riddle me this...</title><summary type='text'>I know yall love riddles..wait what? No you dont? Well, humor me k?Statistically about 50% will get this riddle instantly while the other 50% will be stumped for quite some time. I will respond with the answer to anyone who leaves me a comment but I will not post it here. I suggest that others that get it to keep it to themselves as well so they dont spoil it for others who want to have a shot </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110541455978486715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110541455978486715' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110541455978486715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110541455978486715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/riddle-me-this.html' title='Riddle me this...'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110535056027836029</id><published>2005-01-10T02:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-10T02:49:20.280-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Spell Check</title><summary type='text'>Ok so to counteract my last post..I had to show yall this. I was doing a spell check on my last post, and saw somethin funny:*shrug* I dunno how it connects. But its ...gross! lol/end rant</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110535056027836029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110535056027836029' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110535056027836029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110535056027836029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/spell-check.html' title='Spell Check'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110534751383879891</id><published>2005-01-10T01:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-11T00:30:04.413-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Im so sorry</title><summary type='text'>Please forgive me, as for just one ..ok maybe 2 or 20 mins just rant off some feelings I just cant work through. Its becoming a burden inside myself, seeing as its 0130 at the moment, I have deadlines..and the thoughts in my head/heart wont shut up. I promise to not make this a recurring thing..ok no wtf..this is my blog..yall can bite me lol.*I edited this cause well frankly, It was pathetic. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110534751383879891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110534751383879891' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110534751383879891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110534751383879891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/im-so-sorry.html' title='Im so sorry'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110533874463852366</id><published>2005-01-09T23:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-09T23:32:24.636-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So..</title><summary type='text'>today sucked my friends. Ever have days like that? Where ya just hafta say ok ya know..gimme a freakin break. Yea of course ya do. Anyway, a min ago I did find somethin that made me giggle. Observe:I swear to you, no photoshop was involved. I hardly have the energy to do my work in photoshop lol. Anyway, look closely. "enter her or her ID" hmmm coincidence? I think not. Discuss.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110533874463852366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110533874463852366' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110533874463852366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110533874463852366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/so_09.html' title='So..'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110520265120421896</id><published>2005-01-08T09:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-08T16:31:08.123-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Smarty Pants</title><summary type='text'>This just pisses me off:No no..what I mean to say is, way to go you lil too smart for your own good punk!! Bleh..Finally someone speaks out for the animals!! *insert sarcasm*</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110520265120421896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110520265120421896' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110520265120421896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110520265120421896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/smarty-pants.html' title='Smarty Pants'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110515091019275502</id><published>2005-01-07T18:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-07T19:21:50.193-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tow Trucks...</title><summary type='text'>gotta love em!  Just saw the truck whos alarm has been going off since my last post getting towed..alarm going the whole time.  Classic I tell ya.Anyway, earlier today I found myself browsing a site with T shirts on em.  Who knew there was so much variety in the world that is T shirts.  Here are a few I need to have, just for the statement alone.  Not that I could/would ever wear them lol.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110515091019275502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110515091019275502' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110515091019275502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110515091019275502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/tow-trucks.html' title='Tow Trucks...'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110509041574060713</id><published>2005-01-07T03:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-07T02:33:35.740-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Car Alarms</title><summary type='text'>and why I hate them.Reason #1Its 0230.  And someones car alarm has been going off for ohhh..an hour or so.  Granted, its not unusual for me to be awake at this hour.  But tonight, I dont want to be.  Yet...I am.  I hope that car battery is drained when they battle the snow to go to work in a few hours.  *do car alarms drain batteries?*  Meh, anyway./end rant</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110509041574060713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110509041574060713' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110509041574060713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110509041574060713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/car-alarms.html' title='Car Alarms'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110508120789235312</id><published>2005-01-07T00:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-07T00:01:11.610-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Amazon.com: Electronics: Sharper Image Sonic Boom! Loud + Vibrating Alarm Clock (SA650) Straight from the desk of WTF! I mean really! really? Is it necesarry to have such an alarm. The only positives I can find in this, is that there is a "powerful vibrating disc that slides under your pillow". Uh huh. Under your pillow. Riiiight. /end rant</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110508120789235312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110508120789235312' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110508120789235312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110508120789235312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/amazon.html' title=''/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10005398.post-110508074211892485</id><published>2005-01-06T23:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-01-06T23:55:43.693-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So...</title><summary type='text'>I know, I know... a new blog sky?  What can I say, I bore easily.  So more random rants for ya. YAY.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/feeds/110508074211892485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10005398&amp;postID=110508074211892485' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110508074211892485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10005398/posts/default/110508074211892485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://occasionalbitch.blogspot.com/2005/01/so.html' title='So...'/><author><name>The Occasional Bitch</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05883664696851620961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
